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Perhaps you've heard the term metrosexual. And you've most certainly heard of rednecks before. Well, Mr. Foxworthy may need to consider revamping his familiar tagline.

Saw this top ten list from Tony Morgan.

You might be a metro-rednexual if…

  1. You have a gun rack in the back of your Audi.
  2. You have highlights in your mullet.
  3. You have matching throw pillows and an elaborate bedding ensemble for your double-wide.
  4. You chew Red Man tobacco and spit in a Starbucks cup.
  5. You’ve programmed “Achy Breaky Heart” as the ring tone on your iPhone.

See the rest here.

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